S.N.F.U. - Michelle Pfeiffer's Diaper

Had a vision of Michelle Pfeiffer
Wearing nothing but a diaper
Squatting over a roman candle
Dancing around in rhinestone sandals

Hey! well I don't know
How that thought got in there

Had a vision of tug McGraw
His ass was beaten red and raw
Wearing nothing but a baseball cap
Aluminum bat sticking out of his crack