It’s just the wheelhouse can’t you see,
The TWH doesn’t make it worth, the money
A glorified rink for skating
kids
It’s really absurd, it is
nothing big
Wayne, get those goons away
from me
I got a wristband
Wayne, he’ll make you wait in
the rain
Why Wayne, why do you make me
wait, in the rain
The competition is t half the
price
Take it from me this is, good advice
Humble yourself though it’s not your style
Then maybe your place would be, worth the while (chorus)
New wax floor, three years ago
Pay only ten bucks,
for a cheap local show
With a sound system made to bust eardrums
You’ll be the square, if you can’t come
(chorus)
Wayne, the king of his domain
The lion to the his African plain
Wayne, all ya’ll look the same
Wayne, with the goon train
Ain’t got no brains
Wayne: Administer of pain
Don’t mess with him
You might get slain
